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Scribe:  Lady in the Bag

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American Aphorism: never change horses in the middle of the race. Analogy: King Bonespur Trump’s knowledge of American and World history, albeit limited, includes application of this aphorism’s principle: presidents are re-elected if we are at war. 

Scribe: N. Tru Bass

Email: ntb@thethinkering.com

Donald Trump vs. The City of Philadelphia has become a thing since the sitting President of the United States has withdrawn a standing invitation for sports teams to visit the White house after a victorious Championship run.

His propaganda team (Fox) news jumped right on the band wagon attacking the team causing them to retract a statement after the united city pushed back against the Trump machine. Eagles wide receiver Torrey Smith said of Trump’s statement, it contained “so many lies.” He went on to say, "The men and women that wanted to go should've been able to go. It's a cowardly act to cancel the celebration because the majority of the people don't want to see you. To make it about the anthem is foolish."

Trump has proven to be great at tearing down but not very good a putting things together.

Scribe: Samuel Otis

Email: samuel@thethinkering.com

US televangelist is under fire for his recent purchase of a $54 million jet.

Jesse Duplantis a long time preacher and well known TV personality created a firestorm when he hit social media with news about his hesitancy to purchase the new machine. Social media users responded with allegations of “false prophets” among other charges. The general consensus being the monies used for the preachers travel could have been better spent on the needs of the poor.

The 68-year-old defended his position and created a video using three other planes that are also apart of his personal fleet.

This is not Duplantis’ first time being called on questionable acts. While performing with another evangelist friend Kenneth Copeland, Duplantis agreed with Copeland that when traveling on commercial airlines its like being, "in a long tube with a bunch of demons".

Scribe: N. Tru Bass

Email: ntb@thehtinkering.com

I love true democracy, and growing up in the United States of American we have been sold an idea of living the American dream and living in a true democracy. However, it would have to be called a false allegation, as a result of intentional lying.

According to an article written in 1992 by Bill Carter Cosby sent his representatives to New York city to negotiate a deal with NBC. Cosby enjoyed another Cinderella run in the 1980’s with the Cosby show. I said another, due to the comic strip tv show Fat Albert, would have to be considered a Cinderella run. Norman Brokaw, the chief Executive of the William Morris Agency and Cosby’s personal agent for 30 + years initiated a meeting with Robert C. Wright the networks president after it was clear the network was taking buy out offers.

Scribe: N. Tru Bass

Email: ntb@thethinkering.com

An Ivy League student took her cloths off to protest against the professor suggesting her shorts were too short. In Ithaca, NY, Letitia Chai, pulled social media into a fight with her war against a teacher questioning her choice of clothing.

She not only removed her own clothing but instructed other students to do the same saying, “Strip, everybody!” the 18-year old said as her fellow students began to slowly disrobe. Letitia is a juior in the College of Arts and Sciences and is most interested in cultural property law.

She said as she took off her clothes, “I am more than a woman, I am more than Asian, I am more than Letitia Chai, I am a human being!” More than half the people in the room removed their clothes in solidarity.

After being admittedly “Shook” by the professors comments the Cornell student shook back. 

Scribe: Samuel Otis

Email: samuel@thethinkering.com

Alas, a cure to one of the mos insidious problems for the aging and not so aging male has been discovered. Researchers found the drug had a significant effect on hair follicles in the lab, which caused them to again grow hair.

The formula contains a compound which targets a protein that acts as a brake on hair growth for some this process begins as early as their twenties. According to new reports research head Dr. Nathan Hawshawk admitted a clinical trial would be needed to see if the treatment was safe and effective on people.

Scribe: Lucy Osbourne

Email: lucy@thethinkering.com

A Washington State nurse has been charged and arrested with knowingly spreading Hepatitis to at least two of her patients.

Cora Weberg, 31, is facing second-degree assault charges as prosecutors claim she took injectable drugs from her employer Puyallup’s Good Samaritan Hospital where she intentionally spread the disease according to officials.

A through investigation that included local, state and private officials unveiled that Weberg was removing higher than normal amounts of narcotics from the hospitals dispensing system and admitted to diverting medications intended for patients. The Hospital sent out a safety alerts last week after uncovering the low class act.

Scribe: Samuel Otis

Email samuel@thethinkeirng.com

One day after burning his wife of 74 years former US President George H W Bush is in the hospital being treated in an intensive care unit. The 93 year old former president has had a difficult few days just days ago Mrs Barbara Bush was laid to rest after enjoying a life that allowed her to see both her husband and her son sworn in as president of the United States.

Reports suggest HW Bush is being treated for an infection that spread to his blood, as of Tuesday morning his body was responding to treatment.

HW, became the VP of the US in 1980 during the Ronald Reagan administration. Bush Sr as he is often refered was not wildly popular as a president and was acceded by Bill Clinton.

Scribe: N. Tru Bass

Email: ntb@thethinkering.com

Another day, another shooting –this time at a Tennessee Waffle House restaurant, as four peope lie dead in its wake. The four people killed have been identified as De Ebony Groves, 21, Akiliah Dasilva, 23, Joe Perez, 20 and Taurean Sanderlin,29.

A manhunt continues as authorities continue to search for the man responsible for gunning down and killing the four people.

Travis Reinking, 29, of Morton, Illinois, was naked with the exception of a green jacket when he entered the popular eatery around 3:30 am on Sunday morning just outside Nashville. The alleged killer has not yet been apprehended and a reward of $2,500 has been offered.

Scribe: Samuel Otis

Email samuel@thethinkering.com

On 14 December 2012, in Newtown, Connecticut Adam Lanza fatally shot 20 Elementary School Students all six and seven years of age and six adults staff members.

Popular media specialist Alex Jones is being sued for his controversial stance that the incident never happened and the accounts were faked. Three parents of children killed by the then 20-year-old, have filed defamation suites against the conspiracy theorist and Infowars host.

The two lawsuits were filed on Monday on behalf of 6 year old Noah Pozner and Jesse Heslin.

Jones’ cast the parents as conspirators in a fake killing spree, and has insisted on continuing and elaborating on this idea for years.