**BREAKING** Man from 2048 warns city of Alien Invasion

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Time Traveler Bryant Johnson

Scribe:  N. Tru Bass

Email:  ntb@thethinkering.com

 

On Monday a man from the year 2048 was arrested after a hospital visit where he became irate causing officials to call police.  His behavior prompted him to be arrested and booked into the Natrona Country Jail. 

27-year-old Bryant Johnson, would not talk to nurses and doctors at the hospital and asked to see the towns president so that he could deliver an important message.   During the police interrogation Johnson explained the he had traveled back in time to warn Casper, Wyoming residents to leave or risk alien encounter.  He said, “to leave as fast as possible.” 

He wanted authorities to know, the only way he was able to time travel, “was to have the aliens fill his body with alcohol.”  Johnson fell short on his mission, he was supposed to arrive in 2018, but had a slight hiccup and landed in 2017 instead. 

He said that he had to stand on a giant pad to be transported during the police interview. 

During the arrest a patrolman noted that Johnson smelled of alcohol, had watery bloodshot eyes and slurred speech.  His blood alcohol level was.  .136 over the .08 legal limit. 

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